We are watching Petey through the door (the door with dog nose goop on it so it looks blurry). Petey is howling at something in a bowl. He has been howling for 15 minutes. What could it be?
We move outside so we can figure this out.
Peeeeteeeey, what did you do?
Run away, slimey little lizard!
It was stunned for a minute then it disappeared in a flash under the deck.